- Adolfo’s Play Is Over: Adolfo had his last play performance the other night, and Adolfo decided to have some fun with it. At the end of the play, the entire cast came out and wanted to field questions from the audience. Well, Adolfo decided to try to answer as many of the questions as he could. It could have been about the music or the lighting or anything else that Adolfo knows nothing about, but he made sure to pipe up and say SOMETHING, just to make everyone around him hate him. The guys thought that it was brilliant and think Adolfo did something funny for once. (Adolfo, always stealing the spotlight…)
- Crash’s Drinking (or lack thereof): The guys start talking about the decision Crash made a couple of weeks ago to not drink until he goes to Bermuda. Most people lose wait, but Crash is eating so much more now to make up for the lack of booze, that he isn’t losing any weight. Rich asks if he starts to salivate when he sees billboards and other ads for beer, and Crash says “most certainly”. He was at a clam shack the other day and noticed they served beer now, and almost bought one right then and there. His wife was drinking a Bud Light and he snatched it out of her hands just so he could get a whiff of that “sweet nectar of the gods.”
- Toucher & MIKE in the morning?: Last week, the guys received a demo tape from a kid who wants Rich’s job. The guys asked him to send in three parody songs: one about the economy, the Octo-mom, and why he should have Rich’s job. These things are GREAT! If I were Rich, I would be searching for my next job already…
- Fred’s Wife Complains During Sex: …that was pretty much it. Fred mentioned that during the show and thought it was important enough to mention on the recap…
- Interview with Brande Roderick: This lady was a model and appeared in Playboy, and is now on the new season of Celebrity Apprentice.
- Entertainment With Rich: Is Larry the Cable Guy’s Roast going to be funny? Sure, why not? Details from Chris Brown’s alleged assault on Rhianna were released from the LAPD, apparently she found out he got a long text from a girl, and he tried to get her out of the car, but she was still in the seatbelt, so then other things happened and blah blah blah. Paul Blart is STILL making a CRAP LOAD of money. The Watchmen movie is getting mixed reviews, and Rich’s musical movie review is replayed.
- Jay Dobyns: An ATF agent who went undercover and became a member of the Hells Angels. This guy was shot before he even received a paycheck. While he was trying to become a member of the Hells Angels, they asked him to take out some guy in Las Vegas. Luckily, he made a call before he got there and the person he was supposed to kill was gone. All this stuff and more insane things he had to do are in his new book “No Angel: My Harrowing Undercover Journey to the Inner Circle of the Hells Angels.”
- Chili Pot Is Tonight!: Adolfo has already been asked to not drink so much. Crash is trying to facebook his “Miss Feet” girl, but it keeps freezing on him. Rich Cronin should be here tonight, the Street Dogs will be performing. If you won tickets, you better be there!
- Sports With Crash: In UFC news, Rampage Jackson won his last fight, so he’ll be in a championship match against some guy. T.O. is heading to the Bills. The Bruins need to wake up because their lead in the East is slipping. Charles Barkley served his jail time….all three days…for a DUI.
- You Listened Now Discuss: Some guy calls in to sell Rich a house, Josie Scott calls in and wants to make it to the big party tonight, a fellow T.A.R.D. calls in and thanks the guys for the shout out for the flyers that the guys are making for the show. Mike calls in to say “I will catch you on the flip side”, Jay calls in to mention how Jim wanted $50 for the work he did. John calls in to say “O&A are no longer on in the mornings on CBS.” T&R wish them the best of luck!
- Fred’s Commute Home: Yesterday, Fred had to clean about a foot of snow off of his car after the show, and started to “chuck-n-catch” (thats when you puke in your mouth a little, but it doesn’t become projectile vomit, and you can either spit it out or choke it back down). He couldn’t wait to get home, so he could puke and rest all that he wanted. On his way home, however, he realized he was stuck on a street where THREE tow-trucks were in the middle of the road, and some guy was trying to direct traffic. Fred was getting a bit upset (and still “chuck-n-catching”) in his car and started fuming. (I can’t remember how this story ended, or if Fred just kind of trailed off, but I think the guys just kind of moved on after Fred said he saw a dump truck coming down the road he was trying to go down.)
- Best Internet Video Contest: My Nuts Itch vs. Bubb Rubb & Lil’s Sis. My Nuts Itch move on.
- Rich’s Living Situation: Rich found out that he is going to be “displaced” from his apartment for two months in the upcoming summer, and thinks he can find a way to save money through this situation. He is going to fly his wife and son down to her mother’s house, and Rich will either couch surf or stay in Crash’s garage. A few callers suggested spending time with Chili Guy or even the Gunner. More on this will develop as the date gets closer.
- Best Of Boston Face Category: Today’s contestants: Jen, Amy, Stephanie. Congrats to Jen, who won this category with her pretty mug. Check out the pics here.
- Entertainment With Rich: Would You Buy It? Australia, Beverly Hills Chihuahua & My Two Dads Season 1 come out today. U2’s new CD comes out today, Drowning Pool comes out with a new CD, and a bunch of other crap happened too.
- Sports / Gary Tanguay: Gary Tanguay called in to discuss some sports stuff and the Patriots trade with Cassel and Vrabel. Check out the podcasts page for the audio.
- Journey Cover Band?: Crash received an e-mail from a Journey cover band that he forgot he was talking to a couple of weeks ago. Well, the guys have decided that, if Jimmy Fallon can have a house band, why not them? This band will be in all day Friday and will play live coming out of and going in to spots. (This is, of course, if Crash can reach them and they agree to do it, but lets think positive…)
- News Pile With Crash: Some things happened, (I missed most of this bit because I was trying to get some more pictures of Miss Face up for you horndogs)
- It’s snowing: The guys talk about the snow, and how people are insane for trying to go out in it. There aren’t talking about the people who have to go to work, but those people who insist on running 3 miles in waist deep snow (OR RIDING/WALKING YOUR BIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD ON RTE. 138 IN CANTON SO NO ONE CAN GET BY YOU ON EITHER SIDE OF THE ROAD, YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!) The guys have people call in and share stories about idiots on the road during snow storms, and most of them involved people walking dogs or running/riding bikes, and one about a guy who stole a car, and then ran from the cops.
- Sports: Was the Matt Cassell & Mike Vrabel trade a fair one? Allegedly, a deal was also in the works between Denver, Tampa Bay, & The Pats, where New England would have come out with a better deal, but they still stuck with the Kansas City deal.
- Brody Jenner / Douchebag ATM: Adolfo and Nicole went up to Club Rain in Malden over the weekend to get some audio of Nicole asking some douchebags for their ATM receipts. They got there early and Adolfo figured he would try to get an interview with Brody Jenner, who was bowling next door. Well, that didn’t go so well, as Brody made sure to have about seven body guards around him and have his lane roped off. But, going back to the Nicole audio, there was the usual bunch of kids who claimed to be loaded, but when Nicole asked them to prove it, they all backed down. Way to go, douchebags.
- The Best Internet Video Ever: Today’s match-up was The Iron Mic Contest vs. Boom Goes The Dynamite.
- Entertainment With Rich: Street Fighter made some movie, and the Jonas Brothers didn’t, The next movie that was awesome and now will be ruined with a remake, Total Recall, just got the green light from Hollywood, and Adolfo’s blurb in the play’s bio is “Adolfo is a nice guy.”
- I Rule: Today’s categories - Things that appeal to the masses. Congrats to Fred’s guy, he won tickets to this year’s Chili Pot.
- More Sports: The Celtics were spanked by the Pistons last night, the Bruins lost in overtime, some football players were on a boat off the coast of Florida and it has disappeared.
- Jamie Kennedy: The guys interview Jamie Kennedy, who is coming to the Wilbur Theater. Rich talks to him about his interview with the main guy from Neversoft, and how the nerds there started booing Jamie because he wasn’t asking nerdy enough questions. Taco Bell talk is next, and Crash wonders why he was on “Medium” the other day. Check out the podcast later.
- You Listened Now Discuss: The plow guy in Wollaston needs to get a new job, Steve loves Chachi’s hairy balls, Graham was hung up on, Steve (Brule?) says “If you can’t drive in the snow, get some snow tires, ya dummy!” (For yer health!).
”I’d trade in my Oscar for one more day with my Loki”
- Fred’s Sick: Fred’s sick and can’t wait to go home after work today. The flu is going around and everyone is catching. Is that what Crash had over the weekend? Possibly…(he’s claiming it was, and no one is going try to claim otherwise).
- Best Internet Video…Ever (Pt. 1): Today’s first match-up was “Iron Mic” vs. “Speak Out“. Iron Mic is about a group of kids having a televised in-school rap battle. One kid, Eli, starts rapping when his eyes roll into the back of his head. He has a bunch of awesome liners that the guys use over and over again. Speak Out was about a public access show host who’s topic was “should guns still be legal?” to which callers replied “F$%* YOU” and “yes, so we can shoot people like you.”….Iron Mic won, with ease.
- Slumdog Millionare: The guys replay an old audio clip where they had Slumdog Millionaire director Danny Boyle in studio. The guys talked about the film, and how crazy it is in India, and how Danny Boyle also chooses great music to go with his films. I’m sure this is in the podcasts page (it is from a couple of months ago, so you’ll have to scroll down a ways) but you should check it out. Rich definitely thought this film deserved an Oscar, and he was right!
- Chili Pot Info: Toucher & Rich’s 3rd Annual Chili Pot returns on March 9th, and will be held at Oliver’s at Cask N’ Flagon. The guys will crown Miss Chili Pot 2009 and the Street Dogs will do a special acoustic performance. Head to the Toucher & Rich page to find out how to figure out a way in, because this is an INVITATION ONLY EVENT!
- Best Internet Video…Ever (Pt. 2): The second match-up today was between “Soulja Girl” and “Boom Goes the Dynamite“. Soulja Girl was about a girl on the subway that starts yelling at some old lady, and then, when a guy tells her to calm down, she freaks out on him and starts claiming that he raped her. Boom Goes The Dynamite is about a college student who is trying to host the sports section of the news program for the school. He stumbles over his words and can’t keep up with the highlight reel that is going on, at one point exclaiming “annnnnd boom goes the dynamite.” Boom Goes The Dynamite moves on.
- Oscar Talk: The guys talk about the Oscars that were held last night. Mickey Rourke carried a picture of his dog, some other guys one. The guy who can’t speak English won for best animated short, and the guys couldn’t understand what he was saying…until he dropped the “Domi Arigato Mr. Roboto” line. Dustin Hoffman screwed up Philip Seymour Hoffman’s name.
- Mickey Rourke: The crazy man was accepting an award at the Independent Spirits Award, and gave the BEST acceptance speech (which is why he probably DIDN’T win an Oscar last night). He swore, was politically incorrect, and had a great time on that stage. Good job, Mr. Rourke.
- Crash’s “Flu”: The guys ask Crash what was going through his head as he sat at home with the flu. Crash starts to explain by way of going back 35 years “before his testicles dropped” (which has the guys question what that means) and Crash says he was convinced he was dying because he felt a lump in the back of his head. Coming back to last week, Crash had heard about a child dying from the flu, and Crash said, since HE has the flu, death is just a cardiac arrest away. Crash starts talking about how he didn’t worry about things when he was younger, but now is an insane hypochondriac with a drinking problem.
- Entertainment With Rich: Friday was the last show for Conan O’Brien in New York City, next week he’ll be in Jay Leno’s old studio, which means Jimmy Fallon will start next Monday (which means a TON of audio for T&R). Conan was going over some “best of” bits that included Any Richter and Norm MacDonald. The Razzies were last weekend. Some (winners?) include “The Love Guru” and Paris Hilton. Some movies made some money over the weekend, and Rich replayed his Musical Movie Review.
- Sports With Crash: Celtics, without K.G., still pass by the Suns. David Ortiz, who missed some practices the other day because he slept on his shoulder wrong, practiced the other day. He also has some stuff to say about the steroids scandals going on, but no one can understand what it was he was saying.
- You Listened Know Discuss: Somebody calls in to say Norm MacDonald’s interview was just a big plug for T&R because of the “jellyrolls” Norm kept talking about. Norm calls in to talk about the Phantom Gourmet and how T&R were on it the other day.
- No Crash?!?: The guys come in to realize that Crash Clark is nowhere to be seen. B-Real sent him a text last night to tell Crash not to worry about getting an “Ask Crash” together, to which Fred is assuming that Crash took that to mean “take the day off.” Well, Fred is not happy, because Crash is supposed to host news and sports. People called in and called fred an a-hole because Fred was upset that Crash is here….doing his job…
- New U2: All day long the guys are playing songs from the new U2 cd coming out in March.
-Rich Goes To The Movies: Rich talked about Friday the 13th, the new Tyler Perry movie, and how both of them made some money at the box office.
- Norm MacDonald Interview: The guys interview a very “intoxicated?” Norm MacDonald. You HAVE to listen to the podcast in order to understand what I mean, so head to the wbcn.com homepage and listen!
- Chili Pot Stuff: The guys are looking for their “Miss Chili Pot 2009″, and they are going to be accepting entries all week for the Face, Breasts, Ass, and Feet categories. So, if you want “in” to one of the most exclusive parties this March, enter now by checking out the T&R homepage!
- Best Internet Video…Ever: The first match up today is “Grape Lady Falls” vs. “It’s So Cold In The D”. The first video is about a news reporter who was learning how to stomp grapes to make wine, and she falls off the stage. She starts screaming “ow ow ow ow ow owwwwww” in a very weird voice. The other video is about some lady singing out how tough it is living “in the D”. Check out the videos on the T&R page.
- Dan Aykroyd: The famous actor Dan Aykroyd visited the studio to talk with T&R about the new House Of Blues opening up on Lansdowne St. in Boston. They talked about music, UFO’s (which Mr. Aykroyd is a firm believer in) and movies. More specifically, the possibility of a Ghostbusters 3, and maybe another Caddyshack? Well, Ghostbusters 3 is in writing, Dan Aykroyd confirms, and all the members will return! The concept is that the guys will be passing the torch in this movie, so stay tuned for more information in the future. Dan Aykroyd’s “alter ego” Elwood and “his brother” Zee, will be performing tomorrow night at the House Of Blues on Lansdowne St. this Saturday night.
- Best Internet Video…Ever (Pt. 2): I Like Turtles vs. Latarian Milton. This one was a closer than the last match-up, but Latarian pulled through with a win.
- Warp Speed To The Weekend: (I was editing the Dan Aykroyd video at this point, so I missed it, check out the podcast by heading to the homepage)
- Crash’s Heart: Over vacation, Crash drank A LOT, and had one of his heart episodes again. He tried to make it to the hospital, but didn’t think he was going to make it, so he called 9-1-1. He had already taken his medicine at that point, so when he eventually came to, he was like “hey, I’m not freaking out anymore.” He called the doctor, and the doctor called him an idiot because he is still 275 pounds and drinks 14 beers in one sitting. People call in and tell Crash all of these things he can do in order to solve his condition, and Crash is going to ask his doctor about some things he can do.
- Beta-Max Tapes: The guys were talking about having Dan Aykroyd in studio this Friday, and got into talking about movies that were on Beta-Max tapes, specifically “Blues Brothers”. This got the guys into talking about their own homemade movies and how embarrassing they are. Hopefully they will bring some in and share them with us.
- Adolfo’s Play: Adolfo’s play kicked off this weekend, and people called in to say how it went. Rich wanted to see if Adolfo was singing the correct words, because as of before the vacation, he couldn’t. Rich starts the music, and nothing has changed. Adolfo STILL sings the incorrect lyrics, and everyone laughs.
- Entertainment With Rich: Limp Bizkit is reuniting (Do you believe in miracles?) Watchman review is amazing?
- Would You Buy It?: Some crappy movies come out, Morrissey comes out with a new cd today, Andy Samberg has put out a parody cd, which isn’t very funny at all.
- Fred’s Vacation: Fred talks a bit about his vacation. His wife Stephanie got drunk and wanted to go to some bar, and Fred had her go to sleep in hopes that she would forget about going. He tried to order some room service, and she woke up and wanted to go to the bar. He successfully put her back to sleep and got some food. When she woke, she wondered why Fred didn’t just go down to the bar and get some food, to which Fred replied with something like “what are you CRAZY?!? Do you know what would’ve happened if you woke up drunk and saw a note from me that said I was at the bar? You would’ve got completely ape-crap!”. Oh, and Fred couldn’t snorkel….
- I Rule: The Categories: People who have died of heart conditions, Bands you wish got back together. Rich won today, congrats to his participant Dan who will receive tickets to see Norm MacDonald at the Wilbur Theatre.
- Sports With Crash: David Ortiz talks about people on the juice.
- You Listened Now Discuss: Fred sings some of his “old rap band” lyrics,
- Louie C.K.: Louie C.K., a very funny comedian, calls in to the show. The guys talk about how stupid the general population is now-a-days, and how they expect the government to step in and stop things from happening if they are annoying. Louie C.K. is coming to the Orpheum on March 14th, MAYBE to tape another special, as his last one was taped at Berkelee.
- Bro-mance Recap: Unfortunately, the finale was on the other day, so this is probably the last Bro-mance recap for a while. (well, until they make a new one, because you KNOW Brody is gonna need to add to his “posse”). Today, the boys traveled in “Bro-force One” to Jacksonville, Florida and Wakefield, Massachusetts. “Bro-force One” is a PIMPING plane, with 3 seats that force the guys to touch shoulders, and a SWEET 10 inch black & white television. When the guys land in Massachusetts, Brody is BOMBARDED by people who are asking him questions about The Hills. The people are asking so many questions so fast, it looks as though their mouths aren’t even moving….oh…wait….they aren’t. The sounds clearly seem to have been made post-production, and that makes T&R laugh whole-heartedly. Eventually, Luke, the kid from Wakefield, won and Brody will be at some bar in Malden on the 21st to celebrate.
- Adolfo’s Play: Adolfo’s play starts next Friday, and the guys want to know if he is ready. Rich has a song that Adolfo has to sing in and they decide to play the song and see if Adolfo has memorized his lines. He, of course, hasn’t, so the guys are going to give him until tomorrow to figure them out and try this bit again.
- Rome Is Burning: Toucher & Rich KNEW Jim Rome, a sports show host, was going to have a field day with the photo of Michael Phelps taking hits from a bong.
- Photos That Have Gotten You In Trouble: The guys ask the audience if there are any pictures that have gotten them in trouble. People call in about having a picture of them holding a gun and getting trouble in school or work, some pictures of them drinking at parties that got them in trouble. A couple of people who got in trouble for nude photos of themselves in different situations, such as sex, cooking, underage, and other things. One guy is even getting blackmailed by his ex from stills of a tape they made together. Sex Tapes = bad idea is basically what we get out of this segment.
- Entertainment With Rich: How well did the Super Bowl do in the television ratings? Not as well as Bruce Springsteen!
- I Rule: Categories - Nicknames from Jim Rome, Name the famous swimmer. Congrats to Adolfo’s guy for winning!
- Sports With Crash: Before we get into sports, we find out Bubba The Love Sponge is willing to come to Boston for two years for free to take Hillman off the air because Hillman is ripping him off. (Weeeeeeee.) Tonight the Celtics take on the 76ers, and tomorrow the Bruins take on the Flyers. Manny Ramirez turned down a 1 year $25 million deal to sign with the Dodgers. In the Bean Pot, Northeastern won over B.C., and B.U. defeated Harvard. More information is coming out about the porn that was being displayed during the Super Bowl in Arizona. This gets the guys talking about famous male porn stars.
- You Listened Know Discuss: Moses calls in to say…well, I’m not sure….yup….Some guy calls in to say that he drove past the club that Brody is going to be at on the 21st and saw a huge picture of him on a billboard. Jim does an imitation of Fred drunk. Phil calls in to say that Moses sounded high (ya think?).
Tomorrow on the show: “It’s BOSS TIMEEEEEEEE!”, Aaron Ward, Bill Burr, Amber Smith, Adolfo’s play, and much much more!
- Big Game Talk: Fred mentions how he invited Adolfo over for the game and Adolfo replied with something very arrogant (I can remember the exact line, but it was along the lines of “I SUPPOSED I can make an appearance at your house”), and they thought that was funny. Adolfo admits he was a little hungover because he had met up with Crash earlier and had a few at the Sunset Grille.
- Crappy Commercials: The guys talk about how lame the commercials were during the Super Bowl this year. The only one Crash laughed out loud at was the Dorito’s commercial with the crystal ball (the only I laughed at myself.) Rich mentioned that the number two funniest commercial, according to viewers, was the Budweiser one where a horse meets up with dancing pony and saves her from the circus.
- Crash “The Mayor Of Quincy” Goes To See A Journey Cover Band: Over the weekend Crash went with his wife to see a Journey cover band in Quincy. It was a real red-carpet event with guests such as: a hair dresser, some T.A.R.D.’s, a cop, and Crash’s wife, all of whom knew who Crash was, so he felt popular and loved. When the band started, Crash’s wife went up to the front, so Crash stayed in the back and had a few drinks. During the set, the Journey cover band called Crash up to the stage, where he grabbed the mic and spoke for about 5 minutes…which is 4 minutes and 35 seconds longer than the band anticipated him to be up there. Crash eventually got off the stage and the band continued to play to an inebriated Crash Clark.
- Entertainment With Rich: Rich talks about the movie trailers that aired during the Super Bowl. Then he talked about Mickey Rourke’s awful career moves in the last couple of weeks.
- Rich Cronin: Rich Cronin, a former member of the Boston-based boy band L.F.O., came in to the studio to share his story about his rise to fame. Rich starts off with his audition with Lou Pearlman, who pretty much asked Rich to take off his shirt and let a pants-less Lou Pearlman take a look at him. After a couple of months on the road, Lou said that some guy in Germany wanted to have sexual relations with the Backstreet Boys, and Lou was willing to service the guys in LFO so that if that situation ever came up, they would be able to psychologically accept the situation. The members of LFO said no
- Crash at the Wing Bowl (again): The 1st Annual WBCN Wing Bowl was held at Hooters in Saugus last Thursday. The guys had their own eating contest, and even though the guys tried to cheat, Adolfo was the victor. At one point, Rich got hot sauce in Adolfo’s eyes and Fred tried dumping Adolfo’s wing bones into his own bowl so as to discount them from Adolfo. In the real event, some guy puked about 30 seconds into the tournament…way to go, chief. That’s not the good stuff though. The star of the night is one Mr. Crash Clark, who got VERY intoxicated. Crash got to the point where he took the microphone and just started YELLING. He yelled about work and not being a large part of the show, he yelled about sex, he yelled about some girl that was born without the lower half of her body, he yelled about boobies….you name it, he was saying it. At one point Crash was even doing snow angels while double-fisting.
- News Pile With Crash: The guys talked about some things going on in the world today. Adolfo kept laughing at everything and they asked if he slept well last night, to which he replied “yes”, but tossed and turned all night. Fred had to kick his neighbor out of his house because, after some Johnny Walker Blue, Fred decided it was time to go to bed and be well rested for the show. Crash doesn’t remember getting home…more on that soon…
- Wing Bowl Audio: The 1st Annual WBCN Wing Bowl was held at Hooters in Saugus last night. The guys had their own eating contest, and even though the guys tried to cheat, Adolfo was the victor. At one point, Rich got hot sauce in Adolfo’s eyes and Fred tried dumping Adolfo’s wing bones into his own bowl so as to discount them from Adolfo. In the real event, some guy puked about 30 seconds into the tournament…way to go, chief. That’s not the good stuff though. The star of the night is one Mr. Crash Clark, who got VERY intoxicated. Crash got to the point where he took the microphone and just started YELLING. He yelled about work and not being a large part of the show, he yelled about sex, he yelled about some girl that was born without the lower half of her body, he yelled about boobies….you name it, he was saying it. At one point Crash was even doing snow angels while double-fisting.
- Stephen Lynch: Stephen Lynch, a guitar playing comedian, calls in to the show. Tickets for his show at the Wilbur Theatre go on sale today, so go get some! The guys ask him to give the audience a sample of his work, so he busts out his guitar and delivers a song about Anne Frank. He then does a song titled “3 balloons.”
- MC Hammer: MC Hammer, who is hanging out in Tampa Bay, calls in to the show. “Mr. Hammer” has tickets to the Super Bowl and will be in attendance. Fred wants to talk to MC Hammer about the 3rd Base story. Apparently they were poking fun at MC Hammer, and MC Hammer did SOMETHING, but he won’t address what it is that he did. Fred eventually tells the story that MC Hammer put a bounty on their heads and wanted to see if anyone would kill them. He won’t even address the situation. The reason why he called in was for a cashforgold.com commercial. A “caller” asks MC Hammer how much Adolfo would get for a gold nugget, a gold pocket watch, a gold chain, a gold tooth. MC Hammer says he give him a few hundred dollars, he starts rambling about something. Adolfo (I mean…the “caller”) asks about gold silverware, MC Hammer asks if he stole it, to which Adolfo says no. MC Hammer starts rambling again. Another “caller” (Adolfo again) calls in to ask how much he can get for a gold candlestick holder. MC Hammer says to ask permission from his mom before he tries to sell those things. The guys bid him good day and that’s the end of that. (Holy crap has MC Hammer LOST HIS MIND)
- Rich Goes To The Movies: The Uninvited looks like it sucks… New In Town, starring Renee Zellweger, looks like “A move for ‘ginas!,” and Crash will probably end up having to see it with his wife. Rich decided to write a musical movie review about the movie, and its pretty much about what Renee Zellweger does in every movie.
- Warp Speed To The Weekend: Dungeon Master Jim comes in to go over the events going on this weekend. Crash announced he has a hangover so he’s going to go out for a couple of beers after the show. Check out the podcast for Jim’s audio, or type “dungeon” into the keyword search on the homepage.
- The Cha Chi’s: I missed most of them because I was editing the Crash video (up now on the homepage!), so check out the podcast!
(I just really like this picture and wanted to use it again)
- Adolfo’s Play: Adolfo had more rehearsal for his upcoming play. Today we found out he is cut from another part of the play. Way to go, buddy.
- News Pile With Crash: Speaking in tongues? Some girl in Mississippi was the center of a news story because she was “speaking in tongues” and predicting when classmates were going to die. This made people think she was either being channeled by God…or the DEVIL! People freaked out, brought Bibles to school, and tried to perform an exorcism on her. Some kids cried, others wanted to leave school forever, and some people think the girl has been chosen to deliver a message.
- Anger Issues: Toucher & Rich share story about how people are very rude when the weather is poor. Check out the podcast on the home page for more on it.
- Sexy Man: Crash delves a bit more into his “Sexy Man” persona. Fred gets Crash’s wife on the phone and Crash starts to back-pedal, causing Fred to call him out. Crash’s wife admits that “Sexy Man” does come out every once and a while, but she still denies him from time to time, which causes the guys to laugh.
- Entertainment With Rich: A cop peed on a guy at the Metallica concert. Tim & Eric’s Awesome Show Great Job! clip of the day is “It’s Not Jackie Chan”. Check it out here. Also, Rich went over the Top Ten Worst Movie Edits for TV. What was number one? Find out here.
- Adolfo’s Play Is Over: Adolfo had his last play performance the other night, and Adolfo decided to have some fun with it. At the end of the play, the entire cast came out and wanted to field questions from the audience. Well, Adolfo decided to try to answer as many of the questions as he could. It could have been about the music or the lighting or anything else that Adolfo knows nothing about, but he made sure to pipe up and say SOMETHING, just to make everyone around him hate him. The guys thought that it was brilliant and think Adolfo did something funny for once. (Adolfo, always stealing the spotlight…)
- Fred’s Commute Home: Yesterday, Fred had to clean about a foot of snow off of his car after the show, and started to “chuck-n-catch” (thats when you puke in your mouth a little, but it doesn’t become projectile vomit, and you can either spit it out or choke it back down). He couldn’t wait to get home, so he could puke and rest all that he wanted. On his way home, however, he realized he was stuck on a street where THREE tow-trucks were in the middle of the road, and some guy was trying to direct traffic. Fred was getting a bit upset (and still “chuck-n-catching”) in his car and started fuming. (I can’t remember how this story ended, or if Fred just kind of trailed off, but I think the guys just kind of moved on after Fred said he saw a dump truck coming down the road he was trying to go down.)
- It’s snowing: The guys talk about the snow, and how people are insane for trying to go out in it. There aren’t talking about the people who have to go to work, but those people who insist on running 3 miles in waist deep snow (OR RIDING/WALKING YOUR BIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD ON RTE. 138 IN CANTON SO NO ONE CAN GET BY YOU ON EITHER SIDE OF THE ROAD, YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!) The guys have people call in and share stories about idiots on the road during snow storms, and most of them involved people walking dogs or running/riding bikes, and one about a guy who stole a car, and then ran from the cops.
- No Crash?!?: The guys come in to realize that Crash Clark is nowhere to be seen. B-Real sent him a text last night to tell Crash not to worry about getting an “Ask Crash” together, to which Fred is assuming that Crash took that to mean “take the day off.” Well, Fred is not happy, because Crash is supposed to host news and sports. People called in and called fred an a-hole because Fred was upset that Crash is here….doing his job…
- Crash’s Heart: Over vacation, Crash drank A LOT, and had one of his heart episodes again. He tried to make it to the hospital, but didn’t think he was going to make it, so he called 9-1-1. He had already taken his medicine at that point, so when he eventually came to, he was like “hey, I’m not freaking out anymore.” He called the doctor, and the doctor called him an idiot because he is still 275 pounds and drinks 14 beers in one sitting. People call in and tell Crash all of these things he can do in order to solve his condition, and Crash is going to ask his doctor about some things he can do.
- Louie C.K.: Louie C.K., a very funny comedian, calls in to the show. The guys talk about how stupid the general population is now-a-days, and how they expect the government to step in and stop things from happening if they are annoying. Louie C.K. is coming to the Orpheum on March 14th, MAYBE to tape another special, as his last one was taped at Berkelee.
- Big Game Talk: Fred mentions how he invited Adolfo over for the game and Adolfo replied with something very arrogant (I can remember the exact line, but it was along the lines of “I SUPPOSED I can make an appearance at your house”), and they thought that was funny. Adolfo admits he was a little hungover because he had met up with Crash earlier and had a few at the Sunset Grille.
- Adolfo’s Play: Adolfo had more rehearsal for his upcoming play. Today we found out he is cut from another part of the play. Way to go, buddy.
