August 19th
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 Welcome to the show log, the SHLOG... the running commentary documenting this mornings program... the rundown from Steve from Bay Shore will arrive later. Thank you.
6:02
From Opie's Eye... a peek at Jimmy's 'stache today.
Opie drifts off to the Olympic talk... We're into the females bodies... but not some of the faces...
The beach volleyballers...
The discus throwers...
oof
One of our Pole Vaulters caught Ant's eye
Interesting pose...
Ant's a fan of the Winter Olympics, Opie's into the less clothing, summer games... 6:28
How stupid is Phil Collins?
He spent another 46 MILLION dollars on a divorce...
The first wife cost him 4 mil...
Second wife was 34 mil...
Third wife 46 MILLION DOLLARS!
Officially the biggest divorce settlement in British history...
How are these women getting paid? Did they write anything???
Jimmy says "unless the wife's name is Sue Sudio..."
Why no pre-nup? Phil Collins had NO PRE-NUP in any of his three marriages...
And Opie is indignant about another attack on an old woman in an elevator...
A savage attack on an elderly woman with a cane.
Ant says this is exactly what he was talking about... if anyone comes up to you and asks what time it is or which way is "norf" - you should RUN LIKE HELL...
This animal beat a woman in her 80s, took her money... and ran. Coward.
And Jimmy shares the story of a crazy man who started walking alongside him yesterday afternoon... asking nutty questions.
It was not our Danny...
And Gary Glitter is out of jail... the guy who gave us the stadium rock anthem and then got arrested for kiddie porn in Vietnam was released yesterday. Isn't the world lucky?
In Australia, the mayor of Mount Issa wants ugly women to come to his mining town --- they have men aplenty... he wants ugly ducklings to move there and flower. And why not?
Some of the people are not happy... why? The mayor is just trying to help and he's being honest.
7:06
Some of the colleges want to LOWER the drinking age from 21 to 18...
Jimmy speculates that it's about money...
Fast Freddie sends some instant feedback and stops the show... it's about the new Matthew McConaughey and his new beef commercial.
And the perv switch is flipped - some guy who is into wearing diapers...
The adult baby thing is soooooo stupid
How stupid are these guys?
The news story says that the guy known as Boy Diaper was arrested for wearing a diaper and showing it to kids... after his was arrested, his parents excused the behavior saying that he was bullied in school and is dyslexic.
He's 31yrs old - lives with mom and dad and still walks the streets!
The discussion drifts over to fetishes and how they seem to gravitate to Jimmy... he says they find him like pigeons find a guy with bread crumbs 7:32
And we're back with Jimmy talking about a website he was sent... the worst, most violent site he's ever seen.
Beheadings, suicides, etc... just awful stuff.
The suicide montage was just too much. "Who sees a fire and says, I need that all over me?" J. Norton
The scenes were so graphic that Jimmy could not look away.
Opie says that he draws the line at this one... beheading videos... He won't watch.
Anthony says watching it makes you think about being in that situation... and Opie counters with - THAT'S why you watch porn, to pretend that you're in that situation.
Jimmy relates that one guy tried to burn himself and then thought better of it and tried to stop it... screaming and trying to put it out.
And we lighten it up a bit with Ernest Borgnine and his advice on staying young...
Then it all goes dark again when we look at the video of the guy who was stalking Bjork
Very bizarre stuff indeed.
8:03
Rob calls from Long Island to let us know that we creep him out talking about the suicides and stuff... especially the Bjork guy.
His boring call nearly kills the show.
Another caller challenges Ant's appreciation of the WWII era... IT'S HISTORY!
Ant is a fan of the era, not the philosophy that the Nazis espoused! It's memoribilia...
The fans call in to support the show and slam the caller.
SOLDIERS BRING HOME MEMORIES! They are historical artifacts.
Dano in KY checks in and slams the caller too... he collects odd stuff... a rock from Noriega's place, a stone from Saddam's palace.
Opie HAD a piece of the Berlin Wall and didn't know if it was real or not... so he tossed it out.
Ant recalls that Opie used to wear a finger bone on a necklace... Cannibal jewelry from Chuck Farnham
And what's with the people who collect body parts from history?
We find a book called Napoleon's Privates: 2,500 Years of History Unzipped
Are school clothes too sexy? A scream of NO from Ant...
Disney is in a little hot water over some panties from High School Musical.
It happens... it happened before with Aladdin...
Oops...
And Disney got heat for the panties made for tweens that say "DIVE IN".
DOH! 8:37
Rounding the corner on this morning...
Louie calls from Louisiana and is upset that Citadel dropped us in another market... Thanks Farid.
And then there's the Bjork stalker who blew his brains out... we don't know if we can post it...
Opie gets into the lawyer rants and how we are supposed to take online tests... for FCC Training.
The audio is a tad chilling...
We're trapped in BJORK hell...
Why is she popular???
Annnnnnnnnnyway... we get to the end of the Bjork song and the nutjob shoots himself in the head.
The gurgling sound... what is it?
Sam finds the one Bjork song we may have heard...
And here's the video of Bjork beating the crap out of a reporter...
From Opie's Eye, post-show...
It's Erock! Are you trying to tell me something?
Happy Opie
Adolfo's Olympic Fever His endurance, bladder and caulk blocking skills are put to the test.
